Funny bios for dating apps

By Martha Cliff for MailOnline. Any singleton will confirm that dating apps are a competitive place, but these members have found creative ways to stand out from the crowd. A hilarious new online gallery compiled by BoredPanda has revealed some of the world's wittiest dating profiles that are sure to be swiped right. Many users have found ways to poke fun at their single lives with one claiming that the last time he was someone's type was when he was 'giving blood. Elsewhere, daters have used the apps photo features to tell a story, with one man slowly providing users with a rather disturbing strip tease.
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The VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right

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44 Hilarious Tinder Profiles We'd Definitely Right Swipe On - FAIL Blog - Funny Fails

It might be a cliche and a little bit cringe, but for many of us navigating our way through the dating jungle, the way to our hearts - or at least our beds - is through our funny bone. From punny word-play to borderline creepy, we scoured the internet and found the best funny Tinder bios out there - so check out these hilarious profiles to help you craft your own playful tagline. You know you want to This girl has won Tinder with her specific request, along with a little help from Fergie.
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30 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles

Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. You've probably noticed how we took everything online these days - from shopping to news and even to finding the love of our lives, everything is just a click away. While all of this is very convenient, with so many choices and Internet users, it's quite hard to present yourself memorably, especially with a hope of attracting your potential significant other.
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Have you ever struggled when creating a Tinder profile? Accurately describing yourself in just a few sentences can be tough — but not to these guys and girls. They certainly unleashed their creativity when creating their profiles and they turned out hilarious. Kind of makes you curious what happens when you swipe right — right?
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