She takes on a 3rd person demon voice. I ask where the water is, grab my shit and sneak out. She texts me angrily 20 min later and then adds me on snapchat 3 months later. So my friend and I went backpacking across Europe. In one of our hostels we got lucky and were placed in a 3 bed room, nice and private. That night I happened to be hooking up with a girl from our hostel I kinda pulled a steal yo girl move because the guy talking to her for the past two days was a bit of an asshole to me.
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I met Dave who was a patient at the hospital My name is Anne and I was a candy striper at the hospital. The uniform I wore had pink stripes on white. I wore white shoes and a nurses cap.