Against her wishes, Nicole defiantly takes on the task of following instructions for cooking a Thanksgiving turkey. After tons of butter and several glasses of wine, will she be pleased with the final results? Looks like I'm cooking a turkey today. I've only had to cook the turkey for Thanksgiving, twice. Do I have to follow this recipe? Where am I going to put this? I guess I need a cutting board.
Mother's Day is time to reassure mom of a job well done
Parents love their children very much. They put clothes on their back, food on their table, and made many other sacrifices to assure their safety. Heck, they would beat the living crap out of anyone who tried to harm them. Sometimes, children ought to be grateful for having such awesome parents.